Band aid manifesto

Posted on February 28, 2006 | Category: Uncategorized | 18 Comments

I’m a firm believer in the train of thought that a band aid should be removed in one fell swoop. No dilly-dallying, no hemming and hawing. Just grab a loose corner and let ‘er rip. That’s how I felt this morning as I submitted my official letter of resignation to my human resources department. It [...]

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The epitome of sloth and gluttony, is what we are today — but it’s OK!

Posted on February 27, 2006 | Category: Uncategorized | 12 Comments

So my party? And all the worrying? It was pointless, because it ended up being really great. And not so much a party, but more an intimate get-together, just like I prefer. We had about eight guests, plus me and Roth, and the ten of us sat around our teeny-tiny living room, eating all kinds [...]

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Doghouse

Posted on February 25, 2006 | Category: Uncategorized | 5 Comments

While waiting for a table at Red Robin last night, Roth and I wandered around the Northgate Mall to kill some time. As we walked along, I noticed that my bottoms of my jeans were dragging along the floor more than normal. Me: I think one of my legs might be longer than the other.Him: [...]

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You would cry too if it happened to you

Posted on February 25, 2006 | Category: Uncategorized | 3 Comments

There’s this wise old sage who often sends me advice. Also known as my dad. I found this particular advice pretty funny. So I’m sharing with y’all: “Party advice, from someone who has done it many, many times … 1. Relax.2. Don’t spaz out.3. Plan well and have everything done early in the day or [...]

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And I’ll cry if I want to

Posted on February 24, 2006 | Category: Uncategorized | 9 Comments

I’m not what one would call a “party girl.” In my life, I’ve played host to maybe three shindigs that could be classified as “parties.” I don’t really like going to parties either. There’s just too much pressure to be social and peppy, and well, at my own parties, I always ended up crying about [...]

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2 Things — the Cream Sherry Bundt Cake edition

Posted on February 22, 2006 | Category: 2 Things | 14 Comments

2 Things I Never Thought I’d Hear My Mother-in-Law SayHave you ever seen the inside of a body during an orgasm?Um, nope. Can’t say that I have. We were watching Kinsey, which if you didn’t know, is all about the S-E-X. I had seen the movie last year, but I kinda forgot that it’s fairly [...]

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Yo estoy ocupada

Posted on February 18, 2006 | Category: Uncategorized | 7 Comments

One of the most underrated smells in the world is the aroma of leeks being sauteed. Seriously. The leeks are permeating throughout the entire house right now, and it is absolutely sublime. It’s just one part of the dinner Roth is cooking for me and his mom, who is in town this weekend from California. [...]

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Calling all jerks

Posted on February 16, 2006 | Category: Uncategorized | 13 Comments

This guy I work with, who doesn’t own a cell phone, was criticizing how I often drive and talk on my cell phone at the same time, completely distracted and oblivious to the traffic goings-on outside my car, which he thinks is asinine (he also sees me as a girly-girl, which I think is off [...]

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Chocolat

Posted on February 16, 2006 | Category: Uncategorized | 10 Comments

I drove through the ‘Bucks this morning and decided to partake in their new promotional beverage called the Marble Mocha Macchiato (how’s that for alliteration?). When I pulled up to the window, the barista gave me my drink with a complimentary Marble Chocolate Stir Stick, which is basically a chocolate ball on the end of [...]

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2 Questions

Posted on February 15, 2006 | Category: 2 Things | 9 Comments

In lieu of 2 Things this week, I present 2 Questions to Ponder. What if the blogosphere were to blow up, and all blogs ceased to exist?The other day, I encountered a sitewide outage on Blogger. All blogs were down. I sort of panicked, wondering what was happening, if there was something seriously wrong, and [...]

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