I love my husband — reason # 12
Posted on May 27, 2006 | Category: I Love My Husband | 5 Comments
His vast food knowledge. Scene: Drinking coffee, eating bagels and scrambled eggs this morningHim: My boss has an obsession with donut holes. She likes to bring them in to work for everyone, but really, they’re just for her to eat all day.Me: Oh really. I like donut holes, too. My parents used to get them [...]
I do love me some mashed potatoes
Posted on May 26, 2006 | Category: Uncategorized | 5 Comments
Now that the initial shock and awe of my grandmother’s death has died down a bit, I can focus on the upcoming task at hand – traveling to Idaho this weekend for the funeral. Here’s the thing about Idaho. I’m not a fan, really. When I tell people that some of my family live in [...]
Intentions
Posted on May 25, 2006 | Category: Uncategorized | 21 Comments
I started typing up my weekly 10 Things list last night after work. I got to about number six when I hit a dry spell. Gah. Why can’t I think of more things about myself? Of all people, I should know myself the best. And then the phone rang. It was my mom, sounding a [...]
You can cut the guilt with a knife
Posted on May 22, 2006 | Category: Uncategorized | 15 Comments
When you woke up this morning, did you roll over and think to yourself, “I’m going to go to Idaho this weekend.” No? Oh wait, that was me. Well, actually, I didn’t think about it when I woke up, but rather when I got to work and saw an e-mail from my mom. You see, [...]
I love my husband — reason # 6
Posted on May 21, 2006 | Category: I Love My Husband | 5 Comments
His candid honesty. Upon hearing an ad for an upcoming Hall & Oates concert, he turned to me and said: “You know, it wasn’t until I met you that I learned the name of the band was not in fact Hauling Oats. My whole life, I never knew the truth.” Also, he thought there was [...]
It’s time for you to call PETA
Posted on May 19, 2006 | Category: Uncategorized | 11 Comments
Just another installment of “Jen loves to dress her dog in clothes for her own selfish amusement.”It’s true. I can’t help myself when I see something as cute as the doggie tee that the lovely and talented Phil designed especially for Sierra. Well, not exactly. First, he designed the sad robot, which I thought was [...]
Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?
Posted on May 18, 2006 | Category: Uncategorized | 7 Comments
I realize that in life, I am mostly a late bloomer. I didn’t start growing hair until I was about two. I didn’t learn to ride a bike until I was seven. I didn’t start my period until I was in 8th grade. Heck, I didn’t really even have an actual “boyfriend” until I met [...]
MySpace can kiss my ass; Or, in which I am a hypocrite
Posted on May 17, 2006 | Category: Uncategorized | 10 Comments
Even though I caved to the pressure a few months ago by signing up, I’m decidedly not a huge fan of MySpace. It’s such a strange community of pedophiles and wannabe rock stars desperate for my “friendship.” I’m often annoyed when I receive an e-mail notification from them that I have a new message or [...]
10 Things, vol. 3
Posted on May 17, 2006 | Category: 10 Things | 5 Comments
1. I’m quite suspicious of crows. In fact, most birds sort of freak me out, as I am certain they are modern-day descendants of dinosaurs (thanks, Steven Spielberg). Awhile back, a former co-worker sent me a video of two crows pecking out the eye of a dead s-q-u-i-r-r-e-l on the streets of Queen Anne.Video Hosting [...]
Asstastic*
Posted on May 16, 2006 | Category: Uncategorized | 9 Comments
I’m not sure why I am sharing this, because it borders on downright bizarre and, as always, too much information for all my family, friends and one faithful reader, who thinks I’m obsessed with ass. But, it also cracked me up in ways I haven’t been cracked up in awhile. Therefore, it must be told, [...]
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