I love my husband — reason # 71

Posted on February 28, 2007 | Category: I Love My Husband | 5 Comments

I’ve developed a crippling case of blogger’s block as of late, and so for the sake of posting something to keep the vultures at bay, I will tell you that after having a rather crappy day at work, Roth thought he could cheer me up by lifting his shirt and showing me the mondo piece [...]

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Grab bag

Posted on February 22, 2007 | Category: Uncategorized | 9 Comments

I’ve started four or five different posts this past week that have ended up on the cutting room floor. I don’t know why, but I just can’t figure out what to write about these days. Inevitably, everything sounds really boring to me, and so I’ve spared y’all the misery. However, for lack of a topic [...]

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Grab bag

Posted on February 22, 2007 | Category: Uncategorized | No Comments

I’ve started four or five different posts this past week that have ended up on the cutting room floor. I don’t know why, but I just can’t figure out what to write about these days. Inevitably, everything sounds really boring to me, and so I’ve spared y’all the misery. However, for lack of a topic [...]

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Quaffable, but far from transcendent*

Posted on February 20, 2007 | Category: Uncategorized | 8 Comments

One of the good things about not having Presidents Day off like the rest of the world was that there was no traffic this morning. Another good thing?… Yeah, can’t think of another good thing. I spent the majority of the day bitter that I had to be at work. It was dark and dreary [...]

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Sophie: That’s wonderfully sensitive, especially from a man who wears such tight pants. Alex: It forces all the blood to my heart.

Posted on February 19, 2007 | Category: Uncategorized | 7 Comments

Music and Lyrics is the cinematic equivalent of a cupcake with pink frosting and multi-colored sprinkles. You know you probably shouldn’t eat it, or this case, see it, but you did when no one was looking, and it was oh-so-delectably good, how could it possibly be bad for you? Admittedly, I’m a huge fan of [...]

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"Train don’t run out of Wichita … unlessin’ you’re a hog or a cattle."

Posted on February 16, 2007 | Category: Uncategorized | 15 Comments

A significant part of my job as an assistant is to book travel for some of my colleagues. Not that my colleagues travel all the time, but enough for it to have turned into a somewhat stressful aspect of my job. When I first had to book a flight for one of the presidents, I [...]

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Toothsome*

Posted on February 15, 2007 | Category: Uncategorized | 9 Comments

I feel this nagging oblogation to write something about Valentine’s Day, and you know what? I don’t wanna. Really, it’s just another day. Y’all know I love my husband, what more is there to say about it? Instead, let’s talk about the time my face was bashed in with a softball. What better time than [...]

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Jerry: Dermatologist? Skin doesn’t need a doctor!George: Of course not! Wash it, dry it, move on!

Posted on February 14, 2007 | Category: Uncategorized | 5 Comments

I went to a dermatologist today, something I’ve never done, but probably should’ve thought about doing in my early 20s when adult acne started cropping up on my face. Instead, I’ve pretended for 10 years it wasn’t so much a genetic or physical problem as it was really just “my fault” for not drinking enough [...]

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Words about a weekend

Posted on February 12, 2007 | Category: Uncategorized | 5 Comments

I think I may have shocked some of y’all with my descriptive telling of Scene Four, aka “the farting and peeing in the shower” scene. The idea of that particular instance between Roth and me was not for you to imagine us naked and doing gross things in the shower, but more because I thought [...]

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Scenes from a weekend

Posted on February 11, 2007 | Category: Scenes from a Weekend | 7 Comments

Scene OneHim: *comes home from work on Friday night, carrying a bouquet of flowers*Me: *perplexed* What’s that?Him: They’re for you, silly!Me: Are they leftover from something at work, or did you find them in the trash? Who retired or died?Him: Um … I actually stopped off at this little flower stand that’s usually not open [...]

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